ALT!

                                                                                         ^{❛ If I had a} NICKLE ^{for every time someone said something incredibly} STUPID ^{to me, Well, I wouldn’t be working here now would I? Oh–well wait, I might be just to make some} CHUMP CHANGE; ^{I mean} HOW ELSE ^{am I going to pass the hours in the day? Daytime TV can only do but so much & bothering} WILSON ^{tends to get tiring. Now, let’s try this again & this time with a bit more} REALISM ^{behind it. You got this bloody nose…}HOW? ^❜