Sinday meme

^{[something tells me I’m gonna have a very angry pony…]}

^{How interested they are in having sex with them: Currently? Not at all. Previously? The thought has crossed his mind more times than he cares to count.
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: Not a dime! She’s a human being! Not a thing! What kind of question is this?!
If they would rather bottom or top them: Top.
How good they think they would be: ….I reserve the right to NOT answer this one.
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: ….kitchen counter.
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: What is the difference…?
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: No one. I am not fond of sharing.
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: No. No. Not at all. Seiya plz calm down.}