crabbysaint:

“Win Aphr – win someone over with my irresistible charms, of course.”

                                                                                                              ^{❛ ….}RIGHT. ^{Lying, right out the gate. Ok. Well, I can see being} UPFRONT ^{isn’t your strong suit & you’re trying to talk to someone who looks as though he} ISN’T ^{the type to settle. So, why not} _{RIG THE GAME?} ^{Make him PINE for you? ❜}