crabbysaint:

“He’s an adult! It doesn’t matter what I teach him – you, on the other hand, are like… what, 10 years old?! You shouldn’t even know about this stuff to begin with, kid!”

                                                                                                       ^{❛ Out of all the things you could think to be PRODUCTIVE & teach him,} THAT ^{is what won? & how do I know things? Its called a} BOOK; ^{have you HEARD of it? Maybe if you didn’t reek of} BOOZE ^{half the time, you’d know! ❜}